THE HOLLY RUSTICK APP

BROUGHT FORTH TO SOLVE THE VANESSA WILLIAMS DILEMMA

Vanessa has publicly informed all of the decision points confronting birthing persons:

“It is impossible to separate our choice of whether and when to have children from every other choice in our lives.”

 The app collects data form several points and incorporates them into a logarithm. If abortion is the superior choice a tombstone will pop up on your screen.

 

If you don’t click on the icon within ten minutes a pile of dollars appears.

After you have downloaded the app it will query you for the following information:

·        Date of your last period

·        Annual salary

·        Total household income

·        Age of your automobile(s)

·        Age of your home

·        Net worth

·        Date remodeling of your home will begin

·        Date you plan to begin Christmas shopping

·        Dates of your next vacation

·        Date you will go to work or start a new job

·        Date you plan to marry/divorce

·        Schedule of your tennis/golf/bridge etc. dates

The app gathers other important information from the internet:

·        Dr. Shieh’s fee schedule

·        Per diem charge for a room at GMH/GRMC

·        The cost of a chemical abortion

·        Plane fare to Honolulu

·        The schedules of Drs. Raidoo and Kaneshiro